30+ Weed And Stoner Quotes To Accompany The Perfect High


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Sometimes all you need is some solid stoner quotes. The debate over marijuana might be the most heated in America right now. Depending on what state you’re in, marijuana has varying levels of legalization and criminalization. The marijuana’s chemical makeup has created a buzz about recreational marijuana use. But it’s not without highly important medical backing, either. WeedCancer has been reduced by taking it. It’s also often prescribed to patients dealing with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. Among other ways it’s useful to those with PTSD, it disrupts the cycle of sleep that often triggers nightmares associated with traumatic flashbacks. CBD, one of the chemicals found in marijuana, can be found in everything, from relaxing foot creams to Martha Stewart-backed gumdrops. Yum, man.

And Martha Stewart isn’t even the only big name backing the use of weed. WeedThe use of hemp has been associated with historical figures like Shakespeare and Queen Elizabeth I. While its use is quite different, it’s worth mentioning that founding fathers Thomas Jefferson and George Washington both grew hemp on their estates. Shoot, even the world’s foremost tour guide, Rick Steves, is a known “pothead.”

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Legalization of pot is on the rise so it should be less stigmatizing. That probably depends on what country you’re in. And, let’s face it: If you’re a pothead, you probably don’t mind the fun jokes made at your expense (there are definitely plenty of jokes). As for us, we’re pretty partial to the following quotes about weed and that stoner life.

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Weed and Stoner Quotes

    1. “Every night is the perfect night to smoke weed.” — Unknown
    2. “Don’t worry. Don’t cry. Smoke weed and get high.” — Unknown
    3. “Why is marijuana against the law? It is a natural plant that grows on our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit… unnatural?” — Bill Hicks
    4. “Whatever I do, I do it better stoned.” — Unknown
    5. “A friend with weed is a friend indeed, and a friend who shares is a friend who cares.” — Unknown
    6. “‎Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see.” — Thomas Jefferson
    7. “Couples who blaze together, stay together.” — Unknown
    8. “Don’t kill my high because you’re low.” — Unknown
    9. “I have always loved marijuana. For many years, it has been a source for joy and comfort. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits — and millions of Americans agree with me.” — Hunter S. Thompson
    10. “If you ever miss 4:20, just wait until 4:22. Because 4:22 is 4:20, too.” — Unknown
    11. “The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.” — Willie Nelson
    12. “You can’t complain when you’ve got Mary Jane.” — Unknown
    13. “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” — Bob Marley
    14. “Just keep something until everything makes sense or until you fall asleep.” — Unknown
    15. “If we all had a bong, we’d all get along.” — Unknown
    16. “Alcohol kills. Weed chills.” — Unknown
    17. “The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity, and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.” — Carl Sagan
    18. “I don’t think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.” — Barack Obama
    19. “A marijuana high can enhance core human mental abilities.” — Sebastian Marincolo
    20. “Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.” — Unknown
    21. “Don’t judge someone until you have shared a joint with them.” — Unknown
    22. “I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about getting weed is getting caught with it.” — Bill Murray
    23. “If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don’t go after it.” — John Lennon
    24. “Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me, my friend.” — Ben Harper
    25. “Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.” — Bob Marley
    26. “It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.” — Bill Lee
    27. “You either love weed, or you’re wrong.” — Unknown
    28. “It’s CANnabis, not CAN’Tabis.” — Unknown
    29. “I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints. And then I smoke two more.” — Sublime
    30. “Breathe in, hold it, puff out, and grin.” — Unknown
    31. “I never joined high school, I joined school high.” — Unknown
    32. “A puff a day keeps the debauched attitude away.” — Unknown
    33. “It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics… dope and all that crap. It’s a thousand times better than whiskey — it’s an assistant — a friend.” — Louis Armstrong
    34. “Smoke the marijuana and get high. Stay above the wicked and fly.” — Snoop Dogg

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