Why does Voldemort use Twitter but not Facebook? Because he has only followers and not friends.
If you rate that joke a 9 ¾ out of 10, you can count yourself as a dedicated Harry PotterSupporter. You can also become a dedicated Potter fan, chances are you’ve read many inspiring Harry Potter quotes, such as, “Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
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There are many wise people out there. Harry PotterMany of our favourite quotes are: Harry PotterMemories are filled with laughter. I mean, who can hold back a smile when thinking of Ron’s face when he drove his Dad’s car into the Hogwarts Whomping Willow?
These 19 hilarious Harry Potter quotes show J.K. Rowling was more than an inspiring, heartfelt writer… she was damn funny, too!
19 Hilarious Harry Potter Quotes More Magical Than Laughing Potion
1. “I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.”
2. “He can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”
3. “Don’t put your wand there, boy! … Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know.”
4. “Why, dear boy, we don’t send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts.”
5. “Percy wouldn’t notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby’s hats.”
6. “Ron’s old Shooting Star was often outstripped by passing butterflies.”
7. “You’d think people had better things to gossip about,” said Ginny as she sat on the common room floor, leaning against Harry’s legs and reading the Daily Prophet. “Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest.” Ron and Hermione both roared with laughter. HarryThey ignored them. “What did you tell her?” “I told her it’s a Hungarian Horntail,” said Ginny, turning a page of the newspaper idly. “Much more macho.” “Thanks,” said HarryHe smiled. “And what did you tell her Ron’s got?” “A Pygmy Puff, but I didn’t say where.”
8. “Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation!”
9. “Your sons flew that car to Harry’s house and back last night! … What have you got to say about that, eh?” “Did you really…Did it go all right? I – I mean… that – that was very wrong, boys – very wrong indeed…”
10. “Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”
11. “Wild! I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again… and again… and again…”
12. “The idea of a teenage Dumbledore was simply odd, like trying to imagine a stupid Hermione or a friendly Blast-Ended Skrewt.”
13. “Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.”
14. “I’m never wearing them,” Ron was saying stubbornly. “Never.” “Fine,” snapped Mrs. Weasley. “Go naked. “Go naked. HarryTake a picture of him. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh.”
15. “Gotta bone ter pick with yeh. I’ve heard you’ve bin givin’ out signed photos. How come I haven’t got one?”
16. “Listening to the news! Again?” “Well, it changes every day, you see,” said Harry.
17. “This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this.”
18. “Just then Neville caused a slight diversion by turning into a large canary.”
19. “I assure you that if you die, you need not hand it [homework] in.”
These quotes do much more than make us smile. These quotes remind us of the magical world J.K. Rowling created. It is full of laughter, love, and friendship. The stories of Harry PotterWe can learn many lessons from them, but more importantly they teach us how to create a magical universe. Or instead of saying ‘create’, perhaps I should say ‘craft’…
Hey, I love you! Harry PotterI love crafts so much, that I wrote a book! MY book, THE UNOFFICIAL GUIDE TO CRAFTING HARRY POTER’S WORLD IS AMAZING and YOU SHOULD BUY IT.
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