You can use funny quotes to celebrate your wedding anniversary.
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It is not easy, fun, or even possible to marry (i.e. You may know far too much about his bodily functions.
These funny and relatable anniversary wishes and quotes are great for you. text messages, Facebook status or any way you’d likeThis is a great opportunity to share a good time together special day.
Below you’ll find clever and funny quotes, words, and wishes you can text, message or post on social media to celebrate your wedding anniversary and your marriage.
71 Funny Anniversary QuotesAnd Wishes
👉 Let’s start with some general observations about marital “bliss”:
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
– Woody Allen
An anniversary of marriage is a celebration of love, trust and partnership. For any given year, the order may vary.
To make marriage a success, every woman and man should have their own bathroom. This is the End.
Catherine Zeta Jones
There is nothing impossible when two people love one another. Other than deciding where to eat.
Police investigate the spouse of someone who has been murdered first. This tells you all you need to know about marriage.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead… get married. If you first don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.
Marriage is just texting each other – “do we need anything from the grocery store?” – until one of you dies.
WeddingAn anniversary is a time for men to reflect on their lives before marriage.
A pierced ear is a sign that a man is more prepared to marry. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Marriage is basically just whispering, “Are you awake? I have to show this cat video.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
– Erma Bombeck
An archaeologist can be the best husband for a woman: the older she is, the more interested he becomes in her.
– Agatha Christie
Husbands make the best friends to share secrets with, because they don’t listen.
Behind every great man – there’s a woman rolling her eyes.
– Jim Carrey
Unless you want to forget about your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary.
– Melanie White
Drug stores are sensitive to the realities of life. That’s why the anniversary cards and sympathy cards are right next to each other.
A judge married me. I should have requested a jury.
– Groucho Marx
Many people wonder what the secret is to our long marriage. We make time to go out to dinner twice a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing… she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
No matter what your looks may be, marry a man of your age. His eyesight will fade as you age.
– Phyllis Diller
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong – admit it. Whenever you’re right – shut up.
Marriage: When relationships go too far
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.
Before I was married, I didn’t know what true happiness meant.
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
– Elizabeth Evans
The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes.
Insurance will not cover marriage.
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlists.
Marriage is an eye-opener, but love is blind.
We see matrimony as friendship when it is at its lowest.
– Robert Louis Stevenson
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Hilarious Wedding Anniversary WishesFor Your Spouse
Here are some funny anniversary wishes to send your husband or post on Facebook:
1. “Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.”
2. “A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.”
3. “You’re my favorite pain in the ass”
4. “And here I thought you were just a one-night stand. Happy anniversary!”- Pauline Thomason
5. “I shave my legs for you. It must be love.”
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6. “Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail.”
7. “Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.”
8. “I love you. You frustrate me more than I could ever imagine. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”
9. “On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing it in the future.”
10. “I’m so privileged that you chose me to be that special woman in your life who will forever have the honor of picking up your socks and washing your underwear.”
11. “I vow to still grab your butt when you’re old and wrinkly.”
12. “I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep.”
13. “Happy AnniversaryYou are so kind! Now if I can just remember your birthday this year.”
14. “My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.”
15. “I hope you keep grabbing my butt every time you look for the remote.”
16. “I fall in love with you each and every day. Except yesterday. Yesterday you were really annoying.”
17. “All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.”
18. “I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me.”
19. You have me, so I don’t know what else you could wish for. But knock yourself out.”
20. “Never laugh at your wife’s choices you are one of them.”
21. “One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.”
22. “Happy anniversary! We’ve been through a lot and most of it was your fault.”
23. “Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you, so we’re even.
24. “I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.”
25. “Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.”
26. “Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say.”
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27. “I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back to the fridge.”
28. “Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.”
29. “I love you so much I’d take a bullet for you. Not on the head…but maybe like…the leg”
30. “I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!”
31. “Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!”
32. Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you.”
33. “I Love You So Much I’d Fight a Bear for You. Well, Not a Grizzly Bear Because They Have Claws, And Not a Panda Bear Because They Know Kung Fu… But A Care Bear, I’d Definitely Fight a Care Bear for You.”
10 Year Wedding Anniversary- Funny Wishes
Here are some funny quotes about marriage for those who have been married for more than 10 years:
1. “Let’s do the one thing I really like to do in the bedroom. Vacuuming.”
2. “I really love you, etc. etc. etc. Can we eat now?”
3. “Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you.”
4. “You’re still here? I like it.”
5. “After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my desire to be single.”
6. “Holy shit. We’re still married!”
7. “There’s no one else I would rather snoring as hell beside me.”
8. “Let’s keep making memory after memory together; even though you’re losing yours.”
9. “Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.”
10. “Congratulations on defying marriage statistics.
11. “Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.”
12. “Congratulations on choosing a spouse who makes you look sane.”
13. “Let’s never give up on trying to change each other.”
Funny AnniversaryGifts for Him
For the couples who appreciate marriage humor, here’s a great list of funny anniversary gifts – that will crack him up and bring laughter into your home on this special day:
1. Personalized Car Air Freshener
Can’t go on that road trip with him? no problem. He won’t forget about you or how you always smell so good with the Fresh Face personalized car air freshener set.
2. Cover for the Sleepy Head Personalized Pillow Cover
This super-soft pillowcase takes cuddling to a whole different level, with your face repeated on it over and over, so he won’t say he can’t get enough if you – anymore.
3. Right Mr. Right Mrs. Always Right Aprons
Just because you love to cook together with him, doesn’t mean he can forget who is right. This 2-piece embroidered Apron Set is beautifully made with beautiful printing.
Romantic AnniversaryGifts For Him
1. 1. Anniversary Art Canvas
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