Below are some of the most outrageous and hilarious movie quotes that have ever graced the silver screen. For more Hollywood humor, visit the 30 Funniest MovieCharacters of All Time.
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Monty Python & the Holy Grail (1975).
— TheBlack KnightJohn CleeseKing Arthur – ( (Graham) ChapmanAfter losing both arms in heat, he was able to regain his strength. ofCombat. You can find more funny videos at the 30 FunniestSitcoms of All Time.
— Captain Renault (Claude Rains) to Rick Blaine (Humphrey BogartWhen Rick points a gun towards the captain’s heart, he says: Check out these classic quips from men over 40: 37 Movies Every Man Should Be Able To Quote
— Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller() Providing criticism for a miniature model ofDerek Zoolander Centre For Kids Who Can’t Learn Good and Want To Do Other Good Things Good Too. For more cinematic trivia, check out The 30Worst MovieEndings of All Time.
— Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen) responding to “Surely, you can’t be serious.” For more fun with language, see the 50 Puns so Bad They’re Actually Hilarious.
Blazing Saddles (1974)
— Jim (Gene WilderSheriff Bart is shown his unrelentingly shaky hand by he (Cleavon Little
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
— Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt) dishing on her new “diet.”
—Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), being Deadpool. Ryan Reynolds’ Ryan Reynolds blog has many more, but tamer, quips about the Merc with a Mouth. 30 FunniestTweets
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)
— Eggsy (Taron Egerton), schooling his bartender on the one-and-only way to make a martini.
The Incredibles (2004)
— Honey (Kimberly Adair ClarkLucius Best (Samuel L. Jackson).Frozone, also known by the superhero Frozone who wants to bail on dinner so that the world can be saved from impending destruction.
Legally Blonde (2001).
— Elle Woods (Reese WitherspoonIn her video essay, she applies to Harvard Law School.
Austin Powers, International Man ofMystery (1997)
— Dr. Evil (Mike MyersAfter years of long cryogenic freezing, I awoke recently to realize that the concept was completely gone. ofInflation
Groundhog Day (1993)
— Larry the cameraman (Chris Elliott) after Phill Connors (Bill MurrayPunxastawney Phil is a passenger on the cliff that he drives off of.
— Peter Clemenza (Richard Castellano(), giving instructions for a mafia henchman. (For your trivia night: This legendary line was improvised.
Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
— Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell() Lamenting the presumptive death ofHis dog Baxter was his.
The Big Lebowski (1998)
— Walter Sobchak (John Goodman) lamenting with TheDudeJeff Bridges() About the rug that was recently fouled by the latter. The Big Lebowski (1998)
When Harry Met Sally (1989).
— Random patron to the waiter after witnessing Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) fake an orgasm in the middle of Katz’s Delicatessen.
Borat: Cultural Learnings ofAmerica, Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
— Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen) introducing, well, his wife (and unwittingly spawning an immensely popular Twitter meme).
Mean Girls (2004)
— Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried) telling Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) about her fifth sense.
Lost in Translation (2003)
— Bob Harris (Murray) expressing surprise after a lengthy directive in Japanese is translated into “He wants you to turn, look in camera.”
Dumb and Dumber (1994).
— Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels() Responding to a police officer’s order to pull over.
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Dr. Strangelove (1964)
— President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) breaking up a physical altercation.
Office Space (1999).
— Milton Waddams (Stephen Roots(Trying to get his beloved stapler back.
— Annie Walker (Kristen Wiig(Justification for her tears ofHelen, joyRose Byrne), her consistently impeccable rival.
Van Wilder of National Lampoon 2002
— Van Wilder (Reynolds) dishing out some grade-A life advice.
— Alan Garner (Zach Galifianakis) defending his sartorial choices.
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle (2004)
— Harold Lee (John Cho) reacting to Neil Patrick Harris (Neil Patrick Harris(Well, stealing his car.
Identity Thief (2013)
— Diana Budgie (Melissa McCarthySandy Patterson (Jason BatemanPatterson bends over backwards to convince Patterson to get back into the car. They’re the only ones in the car.
TheLife Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
— Steve Zissou (Murray) defending his crew from pirates.
Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016)
— Ricky Baker (Julian Dennison), on the run with his uncle (Sam Neill), reading a wanted poster.
— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone) tossing out her catchphrase. These 20 slang terms from the 1990s that no one uses anymore are more evidence of history’s most ignorant decade.
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