174 Humorous Beer Quotes and “Normisms”

174 Humorous Beer Quotes and “Normisms”

Here are some funny beer quotes I came across on the Internet. A few of the quotes are about liquor, but the majority are about beer. At the bottom are quotes called “Normisms”. These sayings are from Norm from the old hit sitcom “Cheers!”… Enjoy!

there is only one game at the heart of America and That is baseball. and Only one beverage is allowed to be consumed while we slurp at the depths our national soul and that is beer.” -Peter Richmond

[I recommend]… bread, meat, vegetables and beer.” -Sophocles’ philosophy of a moderate diet

A bar is better than a newspaper for public discussion.” -Jim Parker, on the importance of a healthy pub culture

A little bit of beer is divine medicine.” -Paracelsus, Greek physician

A psychologist once said that we know little about the conscience – except that it is soluble in alcohol.” – Thomas Blackburn

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” -W.C. Fields

After drinking four Martinis, my husband turns into a disgusting beast. And after the fifth, I pass out altogether.” – Anonymous

All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.” -Homer Simpson

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” -Ernest Hemmingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” -Winston Churchill

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” -For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer.” -Confucius

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”

Beer Does not exist by itself. It needs a bit of mystery and of things that no one can understand.” -Fritz Maytag

Beer has food value, but food has no beer value.”

Beer he drank – seven goblets. His spirit was relaxed. He was now hilarious. His heart was glad and his face shown.” – from the Epic of Gilgamesh, 3000 B.C.

Beer is a wholesome liquor…it abounds with nourishment” -Dr. Benjamin Rush

Beer This is evidence that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” -Benjamin Franklin

Beer You have to know what you need. and baseball needs beer – it has always been thus.” -Peter Richmond

Beer A person’s diet will always be influenced by them. and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.” -Bruce Carlton

I am a firm believer in the people. They can be relied on to solve any national crisis when they are given the truth. It is important to give them the truth. and beer.” -Abraham Lincoln

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” -Frank Sinatra

I think this would be a good time for a beer.” (upon signing the New Deal, paving the way for the repeal of Prohibition) – Franklin D. Roosevelt

If love makes the world go around, then whisky makes it go around twice as fast!” – Compton Mackenzie. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. I’m going to buy a boat… do a little traveling, and I’m going to be drinking beer!” -John Welsh, Brooklyn bus driver who won $30 million in the New York lottery

It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember whether it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth. It was a natural as eating andTo me, it is necessary. and I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking beer”- Ernest Hemingway

How’d you like the first 50 beer quotes? Here’s more.

Sir, you’re drunk!” Yes, Madam, I am. But, in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” -Lady Astor andWinston Churchill

Make sure that the beer – four pints a week – goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.” -Winston Churchill to his Secretary of War, 1944

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” -Dave Barry

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and An airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but a the very least you need a beer.”- Frank Zappa

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

Beer Quotes-Normisms from the sitcom Cheers!

What’ll you have, Normie?”“Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatevercomes out of that tap.”“Looks like beer, Norm.”“Call me Mister Lucky.”

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