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Funny Movie QuotesAll Time

It’s just a flesh wound. Monty Python and The Holy Grail

She doesn’t even go here! Mean Girls

Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do somethin’ like this — and totally redeem yourself! Ha Ha! Dumb & Dumber

The first rule of leadership is that everything is your fault. A Bug’s Life

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the warroom. Dr. Strangelove/How I learned to love the Bomb and stop worrying

This is my weakest spot. Casablanca

YouContinue to use that word. I don’t think it means what it is you believe it to mean. The Princess Bride

Yeah, I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listenin’ to her enough, or somethin’. I don’t know, I wasn’t really payin’ attention. Dumb & Dumber

Husbands should look like Kleenex, but they shouldn’t be hardy, strong, or disposable. Clue

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley. Airplane

This building has to be at least…. This building must be at least three times larger than this! Zoolander

This is not ‘Nam. This is called bowling. There are rules. The Big Lebowski

What are badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges! Blazing Saddles

Some people are willing to work very hard for what they have. I try to have what I want. Ford Fairlane’s Adventures

I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing. The Big Lebowski

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries. Monty Python and The Holy Grail

God gave men brains larger than dogs’ so they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties. Hackers

Keep your friends close and your enemies far away. The Godfather

Greg, I have nipples. Could you milk me? Meet the Parents

In Hollywood, there are only three ages of women: babe or district attorney and Driving Miss Daisy. The First Wives Club

Now what? Did you say “over?” Did you say ‘over’? We decide that it is, and nothing is ever over. It was over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Hell no! Animal House

My mom, an odd creature from the days when pickles on teethpicks were still the pinnacle of sophistication. Bridget Jones’s Diary

But I shoot with this hand. Blazing Saddles

Gentlemen, I am done with this bizarreness. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Everything has to do with my very anxious childhood. YouMy mother never had the time to take care of me. You know, when you’re the middle child in a family of five million, you don’t get any attention. It’s impossible, isn’t it? Antz

All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work. Bilko

My husband and I fell in love at first sight… maybe I should have taken a second look. Crimes and Misdemeanors

I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. The Devil Wears Prada

…Nobody calls me Lebowski. YouYou got the wrong guy. I’m the Dude, man. The Big Lebowski

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Gun control is something I feel strongly about. If there’s a gun around, I want to be controlling it. Pink Cadillac

Marriage is like an unfunny tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It can last forever. Knocked up

I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late ’90s. Deadpool

There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. The Blues Brothers

There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. Is there anyone aboard who can fly a plane? Airplane

If you live to become a hundred, I hope to live to be one hundred. Winnie the Pooh

…I’m not insane. My mother tested me. The Big Bang Theory

‘Greater good?’ I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna get! The Incredibles

I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. Spaceballs

They’re not gonna catch us. We’re on a mission from God. The Blues Brothers

I’m bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my stomach. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Stole Mr

Is that all? It was almost as if he had said more. Translation lost

We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for…. One million dollars. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats can live together Mass Hysteria Ghostbusters

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?…I don’t want to hear your excuses. This center must be at least three times larger than that. Zoolander

YouIt takes two to get one into trouble. He Did It Wrong

He might be fine. [Beat. Huge explosion.]It’s not, at least for now. Groundhog Day

As they say, the plot thickens. Is that a metaphor for soup? Is it a soup metaphor, or? Grand Budapest Hotel

We are grateful for an unforgettable afternoon. You must usually go to a bowling alley in order to meet a woman of your standing. Arthur

Signore is a fish that a bird might love, but they would not live in the same place. EverAfter

They sound like a baby blowing birthday candles. The Other Guys

I’m in a glass case of emotion! Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

There’s only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch. Goldmember

Do you know who I am… I don’t know how to put this, but, I’m kind of a big deal…People know me. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

What is the purpose of a rubber duck and how does it work? Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

The rug was a great addition to the space. The Big Lebowski

What’s this? A center for ants? Zoolander

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It’s true. This is an interesting case in which I am treating Siamese twins who have different personalities. I’m getting paid by eight people. Zelig

I’m walking here! Midnight Cowboy

You may be surprised at how difficult it is to find a decent male in this area. Many of them believe monogamy is some form of wood. The Mask

Take the cannoli, leave the gun behind. The Godfather

If I wasn’t terrified of heights, I’d like this. But, I’m terrified of heights, so I don’t like this. Big Hero 6

I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore! Network

I like fluffy! Lilo & Stitch

I’ll be back. Terminator

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I’ll have what she’s having. Sally and Harry met

All I’ve got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle, and a silly old hamster! I WANT A SQUIRREL! Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

My family is full of insanity. It literally gallops. It practically gallops.

McLovin Fogell! What kind of stupid name? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? Superbad

Are you crazy? Yes, I would love to leave the Dursleys. Do you have a house? When can I move into my house? Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban

We’ve been goin’ about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puffs’ okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York. We get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble! Ghostbusters

Use all your resources to move at a glacial rate YouThat is what thrills me. The Devil Wears Prada

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I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. Roger Rabbit Who Framed?

Here’s lookin at you, kid. Casablanca

It’s about time somebody stood up to Auntie Eleanor. You, not me, oh God. She can’t ever know I was here. Crazy Rich Asians

Is that all he really said? Translation lost

Life is full of comedy and tragedy. Youyou should start to enjoy the comedy episodes a lot more. The Frank Zappa Book

You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast! Hocus Pocus

You can build it. Field of Dreams

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You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore. Wet Hot American Summer

Do you prefer ‘fashion victim’ or ‘ensemble-y challenged?’ Clueless

Roses are pink, violets blue. I’m a schizophrenic and so am I. What about Bob?

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Well, I’ve read through that Handbook For The Recently Deceased. It says: ‘live people ignore the strange and unusual.’ I, myself, am strange and unusual. Beetlejuice

Do not try to make fetch work. Mean Girls

Please give me some of your tots. Napoleon Dynamite

What’s the difference between a wife and a job? Even after 10 years, a job is still awful. What does a woman want?

Do you know your mother wears her drapes? The Avengers

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A guy who dresses up as a bat clearly has problems. Batman Begins

No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing! Dumb and Dumber

Make my day. Sudden Impact

Some things are meant to be temporary, but others will stay with you and help you become smarter. Alex and Emma

What are you guys smoking? Avatar

That’s it, Dishonor! Your entire family deserves your honor! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow! Mulan

A fourth wall is being broken within a fourth. That’s like… 16 walls! Deadpool

Faulkner is cauc…asian. Well, they got that wrong, because you’re obviously white. Hunt for Wilderpeople

Shake, but not stirred Goldfinger

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If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you’re a princess. Moana

They got me, got us, got us, so I got to get the things, get them, and get them. Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail

I’m comfortable using legal terminology in my daily life. [Someone catcalls her.]I object! Legally Blonde

This quickly escalated. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Supermodels – ha! They are nothing extraordinary. These are poor, lazy little stick-figures that think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design GODS! The Incredibles

Men follow women who do wrong. She Did Him wrong

As stupid as they come, stupid is stupid. Forrest Gump

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Ain’t nobody coming to see you, Otis! The Temptations

Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin’ the cemetery? The Royal Tenenbaums

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. Christmas Story

The beauty of the Earth is astounding! These things are known as farms. These people plant seeds and water them. They then grow food like pizzas. Wall-E

Yeah… you’re a legend in your own mind. Dirty Harry

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I’m very important. I own many leather-bound books and my apartment smells richly of mahogany. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a NORMAL PERSON!? Bridesmaids

There’s no top part – I definitely remember Dad having a top part! Continue reading

Martini. Gin, not vodka. Evidently. Stirred for 10 second while looking at an unopened bottle vermouth. Kingsman: The Secret Service

Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Love Story

Liar! Retry me, I promise you we’ll have a Middle Passage experience. A fight for survival. Am I clear? Clear? Clear?

Bella Swan: “Vampires play baseball?”Edward Cullen: “It’s the national pastime.” Twilight

It’s like I have ESPN or something. Mean Girls

YOU’RE nervous? A 11-year-old is cutting my hair! The Parent Trap

You’re like a snack-sized Denzel. Central Intelligence

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My head is always on the ground. My reflexes can be too quick. I would have it caught. Guardians of the Galaxy

We’re going streaking! Old School

I know you’ve been embezzelin’ my pizzas, and I will catch you eventually. And I swear to God you’ll never deliver pizzas again in this town! Dude, Where’s My Car?

I feel the need to express something, but I don’t know what it is I want to express. Interiors

Excuse me. I believe you have my stapler. Office Space

Take that finger out of the ear! You don’t know where that finger’s been! Airplane

The best thing about visiting President Obama is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn’t hungry but thirsty, I must’ve drank me fifteen Dr. Peppers. Forrest Gump

I share a drawer with a phone book and she’s got two closets? Twitches

Would you like to chill for a second? Freaky Friday

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides… Pulp Fiction

Donkey YouDo The Right ToKeep silent. Do not speak. YouIt is the lack of capacity. Sherk 2

What’s the deal? What is this? Zoolander

Shotgun. Identity Thief

Guys, I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You are the only one at home

Anyone who said that orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. Legally Blonde

McLovin Fogell, what kind of stupid name? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? Superbad

What… How… Oh, look at this! Sons of pharaohs Give me frogs Flies Locusts Anything other than you! You were a joy compared to the other plagues! The Mummy

I am totally affected by the smell of your strange. Pitch Perfect

YouKnow how men think. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’ Hercules

It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage. Raiders of the Lost Ark

I may have trouble remembering my own name, or what country I live in, but there are two things I can’t seem to forget: that my own daughter threw me into a nursing home, and that she ate Minny’s s*it. The Help

Funny Movie QuotesFrom Comedies

YouYou can sit on a throne filled with lies. Elf

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

It’s the first time I’ve ever seen you look ugly. That makes me happy. Bridesmaids

Did I stutter? Take my shorts. The Breakfast Club

The key is to not view death as an ending, but rather as a cost-saving tool that can be used to lower your expenses. Love and death

Husbands take time to mature, just like wine. Letters to Juliet

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Zoolander

As if! Clueless

Somewhere else, you can go crazy. We’re all stocked up here. As Good as it Gets

I learned years ago that worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere. National Lampoon’s Van Wilder

Why don’t you make like a tree, and get out of here? Back to the Future

The pace of life is very fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

It hurts. It hurts, although maybe not as much as jumping onto a bicycle without a seat. Naked Gun

The doctors say he has a 50-50 chance of surviving, but there’s only a ten percent chance of that. Naked Gun

It’s like yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well. Finding Dory

It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. One is worn by Indiana Jones. The Hangover

I’m glad he’s single, because I’m going to climb that like a tree. Bridesmaids

It is impossible! Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. YouMy father was killed. Prepare to die. Mawwiage bwings us today togethah. As you wish. The Princess Bride

I’m a people person! Office Space

I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Mean Girls

My last encounter with a woman was at the Statue of Liberty. Crimes and Misdemeanors

Did Doogie Houser just steal my … car? Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

I do not award points to you, but may God be merciful for your soul. Billy Madison

Anything I want to do is what I feel like doing. Napoleon Dynamite

Don’t point that gun at him. He’s an unpaid intern. Steve Zissou, The Life Aquatic

Television can’t capture the excitement of a large squirrel forecasting the weather. Groundhog Day

YouI had to say hello. Jerry Maguire

Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays. Office Space

What did the shepherd say to another shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here. Lethal Weapon

It is not a way to live life that you are fat, drunk, or stupid. Animal House

It’s happening. It’s happening. It was real. It happened.

We’re looking at some sort of mental Hunger Games against a bunch of genius kids for just like a handful of jobs. Internship

I hope that someday you’ll know the indescribable joy of having children and of paying someone else to raise them. The Addams Family

ToInfinity and Beyond! Toy Story 2

Show me the money. Jerry Maguire

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don’t make a biscuit. White Men Can’t Jump

Fish are friends and not food. Finding Nemo

Never feel hungry. Never eat. True Detective Season 2

My son, you can see that there is a fine line between love, and nausea. Coming to America

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May the Force be with all of you. Star Wars

I wish you could leave me. Brokeback Mountain

I learn a new dance. It’s called the move on with your life. Will Ferrell

I mean, that’s what life is: a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a group of Muppets. Clerks

It would be impossible to talk for hours and not find something to talk about. Best in Show

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. The Fast and Furious

Be busy living, or be busy dying. Tiffany

These can be extended to 11. This is Spinal Tap

Our love is divine. Let’s go get a slushie. Heathers

You’re tearing me apart, Lisa! The Room

If you decide that you want to spend your entire life with someone, then you want the rest to begin as soon and as easily as possible. Sally and Harry

Rumors are my favorite! Rumors, true or not, can be misleading. Inglorious Busters

This is my wife. Borat

Are you able to understand what I am saying? Rush Hour

I live at my parents’ house. It’s just temporary … ’til they die. Gamers

Exercise releases endorphins. Endorphins can make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t. Legally Blonde

I drink your milkshake. There will be blood

Mole! Bloody mole! We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want it to be cut off and sliced off so that it can be made into guacaMOLE. Austin Powers, Goldmember

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, your opinion, man. The Big Lebowski

Wouldst thou enjoy a life of delicious pleasure? The VVitch

I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob. Office Space

You can’t handle the truth! A Few Good Men

You’ll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to. Interiors

I don’t have friends. I have family. Furious 7

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