Whether you’re looking for chocolate quotes for InstagramThis list has the perfect list to accompany your freshly baked chocolate cake, or to add some chocolate quotes to a card or gift.
We’ve broken down all of the chocolate sayings and chocolate phrases to help you indulge your inner chocolate lover (or proud chocolate lover, no shame) and provide you with some awesome chocolate captions.
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Keep these quotes in mind about chocolate, as there are so many that you’ll never run out and can impress all of your Insta followers with your hilarious chocolate puns or your inspirational chocolate sayings (yes, they exist).
Chocolate, at the end of the day, is a great equalizer, a great option when you need to turn to a forever friend, and a nice way to say “I love you,” “I miss you,” or “girl, this time of the month will pass, hang in there!”
ChocolateLover Quotes& ChocolateLover Captions
1. Forget love. I’d rather fall in chocolate.
2. If I share my chocolate with you, you’re special to me.
3. Forever, me + chocolate
4. Don’t think that chocolate is a substitute for love. Chocolate is not a substitute for love.
5. O.C.D Obsessive chocolate disorder.
6. ChocolateLovers have sweeter children
7. You are more important to me than chocolates.
8. Type: Body works out but loves chocolate.
9. I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter.
10. Chocolate: a delicious cure for a bad day.
11. Happiness is an unexpected piece.
12. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate, which is basically the same thing.
13. Let me eat the chocolate.
14. Never underestimate the power and versatility of chocolate.
15. No, I don’t have a chocolate addiction. ChocolateI am addicted to you.
16. My soul’s had enough chicken soup. I want chocolate.
17. Without chocolate, life is like without sunshine.
18. If you don’t understand anyone, chocolate is there.
19. You must see the dark side. We have chocolate.
20 If it’s not chocolate, it’s not breakfast.
21. Balanced eating means chocolate in both of your hands.
Funny Chocolate Quotes
22. Nine out of ten people love chocolate. The tenth lies always.
23. Save the planet, it’s the only one with chocolate.
24. Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, which has leaves, so it’s basically a salad.
25. ChocolateIt is wonderful. It will give you the energy and motivation to buy more chocolate.
27. I make chocolate disappear. What’s your superpower?
28. Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.
29. Heavenly chocolate is the main course and has no calories.
30. Sadness is not chocolate in the home.
31. I’m a person of many moods, and they all require chocolate.
Dark Chocolate Quotes
32 My #1 choice is dark chocolate
33. My BAE is dark cocoa.
34 There’s nothing better than dark chocolate.
36 Let’s be real, dark chocolate is the best kind of chocolate.
37. My heart is dark, just like my chocolate.
Famous Chocolate Quotes
38. Life is like a package of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.
39. Charlie and the chocolate manufacturer.
Chocolate Instagram Captions
40 Live. Love. Chocolate
41 Bad days are better spent on chocolate than any other activity.
42 Living the chocolate lifestyle.
43 Feel the chocolate vibes.
44 ChocolateEverything is better when it’s homemade.
45 Enjoy life. Take a bite of chocolate.
46 Warning: Chocolate can make your clothes shrink.
47 Life happens. ChocolateHelpful.
48. I’m not overweight. I’m chocolate enriched.
49. Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
50 There’s no “we” in chocolate.
51. Call me a choc-oholic.
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